路痴No Sense of Direction
转载的一则小段子：路痴买甘蔗，沿着甘蔗渣找到回家的路。A reposted joke: someone with no sense of direction buys sugarcane and follows the trail of pulp back home.
出门买一根甘蔗
嚼完便吐
整根吃完停下来
沿着甘蔗渣回家
Head out to buy a stick of sugarcane.
Chew it, then spit.
When the whole stalk is gone, stop,
and follow the trail of pulp back home.
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