秤不准啊The Scale Lies
减肥路上最忧伤的事：体重秤不准。The saddest thing on a weight-loss journey: a scale that lies.
秤不准啊你妈逼！！！还有比这更忧伤更蛋碎的事吗！！！
The scale is off, motherfucker!!! Is there anything sadder, anything more ball-shattering than this!!!
小记一篇A Little Note
无文字的小记：一张粉色春花的特写。A wordless note: a close-up photo of pink spring blossoms.
小记一篇A Short Note
无文字的小记：店门口的灰太狼摇摇车，头上搭着一块粉色的布。A wordless note: a wolf-shaped kiddie ride outside a shop, a pink rag draped over its head.
真真是没有节操啊 不能这样Utterly Shameless, This Won't Do
一句话的日记，正文就是标题那句自嘲。A one-line diary entry that just repeats the title's self-scolding.
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