太凶残了你们You People Are Brutal
在人人网晒了减肥成果，评论里人人都喊着要减肥：那就放下薯片出去跑步啊！A weight-loss brag on Renren draws a chorus of dieting resolutions: then put down the chips and go run!
手贱发了个炫耀帖子在人人 显示我的减肥效果…没想到…真都这么想减肥么！！那就去行动啊!！
放下手里的薯片烤鸡翅膀出去跑步啊次奥！
Couldn’t keep my itchy fingers still and posted a little brag on Renren showing off my weight-loss results… who knew… you all really want to lose weight that badly!! Then go do something about it!!
Put down the chips and the roast chicken wings and get out there and run, dammit!
虚伪如我Hypocrite That I Am
一句自嘲：虚伪如我，该怎样吐槽自己。A one-line self-roast: hypocrite that I am, how do I even mock myself?
不屈强权的小花The Little Flower, Unbowed
敏感日期借胶片机出门拍照：一朵不屈强权的小花。Out with a borrowed film camera on a sensitive date: one little flower, unbowed before power.
论考试被抓的问题On Getting Caught in an Exam
纵横考场多年，第一次被赶出考场的自嘲小记。A self-mocking note on getting thrown out of an exam hall for the first time.
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